Movie Quote Friday

Date Night

Claire Foster: What are we going to do? We can't go home, we can't go to the police...
Phil Foster: Okay, okay, okay. Miletto, he wants the Tripplehorns, why? Because they have the flash drive. All right, what if they gave him the flash drive back?
Claire Foster: Why would they do that?
Phil Foster: Because we're going to find them and we're going to *make* them do it. Once Miletto has the flash drive, this thing ends.
Claire Foster: Okay, I like that. I am completely with you. I just have to ask you one question, and do not judge me. What is a flash drive?
Phil Foster: Seriously?
Claire Foster: Phil, I can't...
Phil Foster: Okay, it's a little storage disk that you stick in the side of a laptop.
Claire Foster: Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? That's... in my office, we call it a computer sticky thing.

Claire Foster: If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!

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Taste: What are you doing here?
Claire Foster: We didn't have a reservation, so we took yours, and now they think that we're you.
Taste: You just took our reservation?
Whippit: What kind of people are you?
Claire Foster: It's not a big deal.

Phil Foster: You put *your* junk in reverse!

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Claire Foster: Honey, if I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no. We might get bumped off, we're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are.

Phil Foster: My wife and I are on a date, we were hoping to get here earlier, actually get a table.

Waiter: Didn't quite make it, did you?
Phil Foster: We'll be standing over there.
Waiter: Okay, I've already forgotten about you.
Phil Foster: Alright

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Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
Phil Foster: What was that? Who were you upstairs? Who was that giggly, charming person? When you took one look at him you lit up like a sparkly sparkler. And I get it because I lit up too! He is super hot! Why, why do you need muscles on your shoulders like that? And I am just a husband, just a dork who doesn't know how to load the dishwasher. I am the guy who needs to work out more. Phil Foster: I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.